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"Silver Bells," the holiday classic, gets the full-on SCOTS Hillbilly Garage treatment. Sledder Skidder #1 Santa C. says, "Get a head start on a cool yule and boogie thru to the new year with this tune. It has it all — some swinging drums, walking bass, and raunchy guitar. Oooh, and don't forget those tasty holiday harmonies floating above the musical momentum. This one is on my 12/25 party playlist for sure!" "Silver Bells" is available ONLY as digital download for 99¢. Get it and enjoy it, and be sure to keep your bells swinging and ringing all year long. Get it Now
The boogying-est slab o' wax from SCOTS & Fred Schneider, "Party At My Trouse" dance remix 12" on tasty grape Kool-Aid vinyl, is now available from your local record store, Amazon, iTunes, and other online establishments. Get it Now: From Yep Roc's online store From iTunes Vinyl from Amazon: http://smarturl.it/TrouseAMZ Digital from Amazon: http://smarturl.it/trousepartyAMZ .
Zombified CD (details) Zombified CD Track Listing “Zombified” - a garage rocker with some psychedelic overtones about a mate being more “Dead than Alive”. Is the singer’s girl overworked or just dead – YOU BE THE JUDGE! “Undertaker” - a minor key twister about “feelin’ six feet underground” and getting some “Love that goes beyond the grave”. “Swamp Thang” – Time to boogie in the mud with this “monster” instrumental. “She’s My Witch” – This creepy rockabilly version of Kip Tyler’s ode to a coven of juvenile delinquents is going to put a spell on you. Move over Eagles this is the original “Witchy Woman”! “Bloodsucker” – SCOTS infuse a Caribbean groove to this tale of a greedy vampire. Rick say’s “this one is going to stick to you like a tick”! “Sinister Purpose” – Booker T and the MG’s meet CCR on this instro workout. Featuring Cousin Crispy Bess on the big B3. “Torture” – J.D. Loudermilk’s teen lament gets the Mausoleum treatment by Mary Huff. This song asks the eternal question, “How can it feel so good to hurt so bad?” “The Devil's Stomping Ground” – Local folklore has it that the Devil comes up to the woods of Chatham Co. NC every once in a while to ponder and plan his misdeeds. On the circular path he treads nothing grows and if you put a rock in his way you will find it moved the next day. SCOTS put the “rock” in the song and it seems to have stuck. Rick comments, “I wonder if Satan plays a Les Paul thru a fuzz pedal?” “Bat’s Are Sleeping” – Young Jack Miller sings his favorite Halloween song accompanied by a swarm of cicadas. “This is the albums “SHINING” moment”, Says his dad. “Idol With The Glowin’ Eyes” – This hypnotic number was originally written for the grade Z gore-fest “Blood Feast 2, Buffet of Blood”. But this song never got past the salad bar cause the band missed the “DEAD”line. “The Creeper” – a fuzzed out instrumental from the Link Wray school of guitar demolition, aka “Strolling’ Thru The Graveyard”. “Eyeball You Later” – A rocker addressing the strange attractions that can live in the back alleys and shadows of your heart! YOW! “Primitive” – Last song on the album is the undying Groupies classic, dug up by SCOTS and presented for your listening pleasure in the psycho-delic style. THE END or is it...??????????????? $14 Get it Now	Zombified Digital Download (details) Zombified Digital Download Track Listing “Zombified” - a garage rocker with some psychedelic overtones about a mate being more “Dead than Alive”. Is the singer’s girl overworked or just dead – YOU BE THE JUDGE! “Undertaker” - a minor key twister about “feelin’ six feet underground” and getting some “Love that goes beyond the grave”. “Swamp Thang” – Time to boogie in the mud with this “monster” instrumental. “She’s My Witch” – This creepy rockabilly version of Kip Tyler’s ode to a coven of juvenile delinquents is going to put a spell on you. Move over Eagles this is the original “Witchy Woman”! “Bloodsucker” – SCOTS infuse a Caribbean groove to this tale of a greedy vampire. Rick say’s “this one is going to stick to you like a tick”! “Sinister Purpose” – Booker T and the MG’s meet CCR on this instro workout. Featuring Cousin Crispy Bess on the big B3. “Torture” – J.D. Loudermilk’s teen lament gets the Mausoleum treatment by Mary Huff. This song asks the eternal question, “How can it feel so good to hurt so bad?” “The Devil's Stomping Ground” – Local folklore has it that the Devil comes up to the woods of Chatham Co. NC every once in a while to ponder and plan his misdeeds. On the circular path he treads nothing grows and if you put a rock in his way you will find it moved the next day. SCOTS put the “rock” in the song and it seems to have stuck. Rick comments, “I wonder if Satan plays a Les Paul thru a fuzz pedal?” “Bat’s Are Sleeping” – Young Jack Miller sings his favorite Halloween song accompanied by a swarm of cicadas. “This is the albums “SHINING” moment”, Says his dad. “Idol With The Glowin’ Eyes” – This hypnotic number was originally written for the grade Z gore-fest “Blood Feast 2, Buffet of Blood”. But this song never got past the salad bar cause the band missed the “DEAD”line. “The Creeper” – a fuzzed out instrumental from the Link Wray school of guitar demolition, aka “Strolling’ Thru The Graveyard”. “Eyeball You Later” – A rocker addressing the strange attractions that can live in the back alleys and shadows of your heart! YOW! “Primitive” – Last song on the album is the undying Groupies classic, dug up by SCOTS and presented for your listening pleasure in the psycho-delic style. THE END or is it...??????????????? $10 Get it Now	Zombifed Vinyl LP Blood Red Vinyl w/ CD insert!! (details) Zombified LP Track Listing “Zombified” - a garage rocker with some psychedelic overtones about a mate being more “Dead than Alive”. Is the singer’s girl overworked or just dead – YOU BE THE JUDGE! “Undertaker” - a minor key twister about “feelin’ six feet underground” and getting some “Love that goes beyond the grave”. “Swamp Thang” – Time to boogie in the mud with this “monster” instrumental. “She’s My Witch” – This creepy rockabilly version of Kip Tyler’s ode to a coven of juvenile delinquents is going to put a spell on you. Move over Eagles this is the original “Witchy Woman”! “Bloodsucker” – SCOTS infuse a Caribbean groove to this tale of a greedy vampire. Rick say’s “this one is going to stick to you like a tick”! “Sinister Purpose” – Booker T and the MG’s meet CCR on this instro workout. Featuring Cousin Crispy Bess on the big B3. “Torture” – J.D. Loudermilk’s teen lament gets the Mausoleum treatment by Mary Huff. This song asks the eternal question, “How can it feel so good to hurt so bad?” “The Devil's Stomping Ground” – Local folklore has it that the Devil comes up to the woods of Chatham Co. NC every once in a while to ponder and plan his misdeeds. On the circular path he treads nothing grows and if you put a rock in his way you will find it moved the next day. SCOTS put the “rock” in the song and it seems to have stuck. Rick comments, “I wonder if Satan plays a Les Paul thru a fuzz pedal?” “Bat’s Are Sleeping” – Young Jack Miller sings his favorite Halloween song accompanied by a swarm of cicadas. “This is the albums “SHINING” moment”, Says his dad. “Idol With The Glowin’ Eyes” – This hypnotic number was originally written for the grade Z gore-fest “Blood Feast 2, Buffet of Blood”. But this song never got past the salad bar cause the band missed the “DEAD”line. “The Creeper” – a fuzzed out instrumental from the Link Wray school of guitar demolition, aka “Strolling’ Thru The Graveyard”. “Eyeball You Later” – A rocker addressing the strange attractions that can live in the back alleys and shadows of your heart! YOW! “Primitive” – Last song on the album is the undying Groupies classic, dug up by SCOTS and presented for your listening pleasure in the psycho-delic style. THE END or is it...??????????????? $20 Get it Now
Dig This CD (details) Dig This CD "Dig This" features all new recordings of the 13 originals from the 1993 album "Ditch Diggin'". These new arrangements were tracked and mixed at The Kudzu Ranch in 2013 by Rick Miller and Mark Williams with Mary Huff on bass, keys and vocals, Rick Miller on guitar and vocals and Dave Hartman on drums and percussion. We have also included in all packages, LP, CD and Digital a free download of Karaoke tracks. We have a drainage ditch that runs by the Kudzu Ranch. I noticed not to long ago that a lot of old dead leaves, sticks and some garbage was blocking the water flow. That ditch had been left unattended for so long it was not doing its job and when it rained the water would overflow and come up to the garage door. The last thing any fellow wants is flooded garage – no man wants a rusty tool in his shed! Anyhow — to make a short story long, I decided to dig a new ditch or at least upgrade the old ditch. I was dragging tree limbs, shoveling the muck, looking for turtles and watching for snakes and humming the riff to “Ditch Diggin'”. That is when it dawned on me that it had been almost 20 years since we recorded the album of the same name, and all those songs could use an upgrade to 2013 specs just like this ditch I am sweating over right now, but instead of a shovel – I’d use a guitar, easier on the back! Well I am here to tell you that both ditches got dug! Mary, Dave and I all got together this winter and re-recorded every SCOTS original on 1994’s “Ditch Digging”. The new collection is called "DIG THIS". "Dig This" TRACK LISTING: TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK THE LITTLE THINGS DITCH DIGGIN’ TUNA FISH EVERYDAY MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS CHICKEN SHIT FARMER RUMORS OF SURF LORDY, LORDY PUT YOUR TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO MUDBUGGY NEW COOTER BOOGIE WIG-OUT $14 Get it Now	Dig This Download (details) Dig This Download "Dig This" features all new recordings of the 13 originals from the 1993 album "Ditch Diggin'". These new arrangements were tracked and mixed at The Kudzu Ranch in 2013 by Rick Miller and Mark Williams with Mary Huff on bass, keys and vocals, Rick Miller on guitar and vocals and Dave Hartman on drums and percussion. We have also included in all packages, LP, CD and Digital a free download of Karaoke tracks. We have a drainage ditch that runs by the Kudzu Ranch. I noticed not to long ago that a lot of old dead leaves, sticks and some garbage was blocking the water flow. That ditch had been left unattended for so long it was not doing its job and when it rained the water would overflow and come up to the garage door. The last thing any fellow wants is flooded garage – no man wants a rusty tool in his shed! Anyhow — to make a short story long, I decided to dig a new ditch or at least upgrade the old ditch. I was dragging tree limbs, shoveling the muck, looking for turtles and watching for snakes and humming the riff to “Ditch Diggin'”. That is when it dawned on me that it had been almost 20 years since we recorded the album of the same name, and all those songs could use an upgrade to 2013 specs just like this ditch I am sweating over right now, but instead of a shovel – I’d use a guitar, easier on the back! Well I am here to tell you that both ditches got dug! Mary, Dave and I all got together this winter and re-recorded every SCOTS original on 1994’s “Ditch Digging”. The new collection is called "DIG THIS". "Dig This" TRACK LISTING: TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK THE LITTLE THINGS DITCH DIGGIN’ TUNA FISH EVERYDAY MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS CHICKEN SHIT FARMER RUMORS OF SURF LORDY, LORDY PUT YOUR TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO MUDBUGGY NEW COOTER BOOGIE WIG-OUT $10 Get it Now	Dig This Vinyl LP Coke Bottle Green Vinyl w/ download code (details) Dig This coke bottle green colored vinyl LP "Dig This" features all new recordings of the 13 originals from the 1993 album "Ditch Diggin'". These new arrangements were tracked and mixed at The Kudzu Ranch in 2013 by Rick Miller and Mark Williams with Mary Huff on bass, keys and vocals, Rick Miller on guitar and vocals and Dave Hartman on drums and percussion. We have also included in all packages, LP, CD and Digital a free download of Karaoke tracks. We have a drainage ditch that runs by the Kudzu Ranch. I noticed not to long ago that a lot of old dead leaves, sticks and some garbage was blocking the water flow. That ditch had been left unattended for so long it was not doing its job and when it rained the water would overflow and come up to the garage door. The last thing any fellow wants is flooded garage – no man wants a rusty tool in his shed! Anyhow — to make a short story long, I decided to dig a new ditch or at least upgrade the old ditch. I was dragging tree limbs, shoveling the muck, looking for turtles and watching for snakes and humming the riff to “Ditch Diggin'”. That is when it dawned on me that it had been almost 20 years since we recorded the album of the same name, and all those songs could use an upgrade to 2013 specs just like this ditch I am sweating over right now, but instead of a shovel – I’d use a guitar, easier on the back! Well I am here to tell you that both ditches got dug! Mary, Dave and I all got together this winter and re-recorded every SCOTS original on 1994’s “Ditch Digging”. The new collection is called "DIG THIS". "Dig This" TRACK LISTING: TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK THE LITTLE THINGS DITCH DIGGIN’ TUNA FISH EVERYDAY MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS CHICKEN SHIT FARMER RUMORS OF SURF LORDY, LORDY PUT YOUR TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO MUDBUGGY NEW COOTER BOOGIE WIG-OUT $20 Get it Now
The Kudzu Ranch CD and complete digital download plus alternate takes (details) The Kudzu Ranch CD Complete digital download of The Kudzu Ranch + Alternate Takes (not available on the CD or LP) Track Listing Bone Dry Dirt It's The Music That Makes Me Pig Pickin' Highlife Slinky Spring Milt Montague's Mystery Theme Are You Ready For The Country My Neighbor Burns Trash Bad Boys Come As You Are/Lucifer Sam** Busy Road Jack's Tune Plus Alternate Takes Bone Dry Dirt — Alt. Take Highlife — Alt. Take My Neighbor Burns Trash — Alt. Take Bad Boys — Alt. Take $14 Get it Now	*The Kudzu Ranch Digital Package* (details) Complete digital download of The Kudzu Ranch + Alternate Takes (not available on the CD or LP) Track Listing Bone Dry Dirt It's The Music That Makes Me Pig Pickin' Highlife Slinky Spring Milt Montague's Mystery Theme Are You Ready For The Country My Neighbor Burns Trash Bad Boys Come As You Are/Lucifer Sam** Busy Road Jack's Tune Plus Alternate Takes Bone Dry Dirt — Alt. Take Highlife — Alt. Take My Neighbor Burns Trash — Alt. Take Bad Boys — Alt. Take $10 Get it Now	The Kudzu Ranch Vinyl LP (details) Attention Vinyl Lovers - Waxy build up - good for your ears!!!!!! I love vinyl - listened to it my whole life. The first slab of wax I put in my aural canal was Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer - I bought the record at at Roses department store in Henderson NC after hearing their version of Eddie Cochran's "Summertime Blues" on the local AM radio station and the embossed silver and blue cover looked awesome. I was 10 or 11. A few thousand albums later I still got the wax in my ears. I wanted The Kudzu Ranch LP to feel, sound and look like something I'd have in my own record collection. So we here at Kudzu Records have done everything we could to deliver the very best vinyl LP possible. We got the vinyl master cut specifically for analog reproduction and we went the distance and had "old school" heavy duty jackets printed to complete the Package. So "Damn the Q-tips - it's full sound ahead"!!! The Kudzu Ranch vinyl LP Complete digital download of The Kudzu Ranch + Alternate Takes (not available on the CD or LP) Track Listing Bone Dry Dirt It's The Music That Makes Me Pig Pickin' Highlife Slinky Spring Milt Montague's Mystery Theme Are You Ready For The Country My Neighbor Burns Trash Bad Boys Come As You Are/Lucifer Sam** Busy Road Jack's Tune Plus Alternate Takes Bone Dry Dirt — Alt. Take Highlife — Alt. Take My Neighbor Burns Trash — Alt. Take Bad Boys — Alt. Take $20 Get it Now
Too Much Pork For Just One Fork CD Reissue (details) The Pig is Back!!! Kudzu Records is proud to announce the reissue of *Too Much Pork For Just One Fork* (TMP). The long out of print album by Southern Culture on the Skids has been re-mastered and is available as a download and a CD. The CD has original artwork by Rick and photos by D. Kent Thompson. Too Much Pork has the original versions of our most popular songs — songs that we still play today and best of all TMP is fun to listen to. Glad to say it is back on the menu. Track Listing Eight Piece Box Roadside Wreck Come And Get It Cicada Rock Back In The Woods Big Pine Tree Voodoo Cadillac Firefly She Bought A Dog Dick's Theme Chitt'lin' Strut Stone In My Pocket Suede Pussycat C.W. James 0-0-Spy Chicken Fist Five Dollar Shoes $14 Get it Now	Too Much Pork For Just One Fork Digital Download (details) The Pig is Back!!! Kudzu Records is proud to announce the reissue of *Too Much Pork For Just One Fork* (TMP). The long out of print album by Southern Culture on the Skids has been re-mastered and is available as a download and a CD. The CD has original artwork by Rick and photos by D. Kent Thompson. Too Much Pork has the original versions of our most popular songs — songs that we still play today and best of all TMP is fun to listen to. Glad to say it is back on the menu. Track Listing Eight Piece Box Roadside Wreck Come And Get It Cicada Rock Back In The Woods Big Pine Tree Voodoo Cadillac Firefly She Bought A Dog Dick's Theme Chitt'lin' Strut Stone In My Pocket Suede Pussycat C.W. James 0-0-Spy Chicken Fist Five Dollar Shoes $10 Get it Now	Santo Swings Digital EP SCOTS' classic featuring the original "Camel Walk" now available as a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD!!! (details) Track Listing Viva del Santo! Walleyed Meximelt Camel Walk Double Shot Scratch My Back $6 Get it Now

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